Film Review! The Expendables 2

I feel cheated. Not because the film was bad but because the timing was wrong. This (and the first one) film was something I would have loved to see as a kid. When the stars where all in their prime. It made me a bit sad to see how old these guys are and it shows on film. Stallone looks so juiced up he belongs on an episode of 'Jersey Shore'...I seriously thought he might explode. There was a few good scenes like when Jason Statham took on some guys in a church and Jet Lee fighting in a kitchen with pots and pans. We did get the usual big bangs and CG blood in buckets. If you like this stuff, enjoy it, they cant be around forever.
Final File: Big film needs big screen...see it in theaters!