Friday, March 29, 2013

WRESTLEMANIA 29

The Rock vs. John Cena 2!!

Who cares?
Been there done that.

Is this match really worth the $50 plus to watch? Hell no!

The Rock will always be a big ticket seller and he is fun to watch before and during any match. John Cena on the other hand is stale and played out. Just like the Rock had his time as a "heel" so it is Cena's time to make the turn. It would have made this match much more interesting and believable. Nobody wants to see the Rock beat Cena again...too boring (and please don't make Cena champion, that would be worse).

PREDICTION #1: Cena wins the title. Rock goes back to doing movies.

PREDICTION #2: Brock Lesnar gets involved in some title match, somehow.

PREDICTION #3: Undertaker is 21-0.

BORING!

PREDICTABLE!


Wednesday, March 27, 2013

FACE OFF Finale

Congratulations to Anthony for winning 'Face Off'! (I called it by the way!)

Great show, you should all be watching.


Anthony with one of his finale creations.

Anthony "Chuck Norris" Kosar

One of these guys won the show, can you pick the right one?

Monday, March 25, 2013

Review! Guardians of the Galaxy #0.1 (MARVEL)

COVER: Steve McNiven. Nice cover.

STORY: Brian Michael Bendis. The origin of Star-Lord. Kind of tragic, kind of crazy, very cool. The
                new Guardians team is shown here together...including Tony Stark? WTF!?

ART: Steve McNiven. My teeth hurt. This guy's art is just so sweet!

FINAL FILE: BUY,READ,BAG IT!...McNiven's art will bring me to the book, I hope the story
                        can keep me in.

Nice

Its all about the cool gun.

The team!

Friday, March 22, 2013

Review! G.I.Joe #1 (IDW)

COVER: Steve Kurth. Not worthy of a G.I.Joe #1 issue.

STORY: Fred Van Lente. There is a significant amount of cheese in this book. With such a long history
                that G.I.Joe has you would expect a little more depth to the characters. This book is about as
                deep as a puddle. Most of the main team are cliches of cliches ( if that is even possible). You
                expect us to believe that an elite military unit is forced to carry a rookie journalist along with them
                on dangerous, secret missions? Really? And she is Tweeting to the world moment by moment?
                Like Cobra has no access to Twitter? Really? To sum it all up in one panel Duke (or I should
                say Van Lente) rips a line right out of 'Aliens'..."Will somebody wake up Quick Kick"...Really?
                "Somebody wake up Hicks" ring a bell?

ART: Steve Kurth. Not worthy of a G.I.Joe #1 issue....again. Who hires these guys? If he used any of this
          art in a portfolio to get work the editors would rip him apart. Computer screens out of thin air? Weird
          hands. Bad uniform design. Has this guy ever seen a human being? Roadblock has "Liefeld" scream
          syndrome. Why is Duke's shirt missing at the end? The W.O.R.M.S., the horrible,horrible
          W.O.R.M.S.! If its the inker's fault then get a better inker.

FINAL FILE: SKIP IT!...at all costs!...if you buy it you will be angry...if you are a fan you will cry.
                        * Senior Editor, John Barber, has the "huevos" to tell us the process of getting this
                           "all star" team together and how lucky they were. WHAT? Check out the 
                           Postmark at the end of the book.

Really?


Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Review! Luther Strode TPB (Image)

COVER: Tradd Moore. It works. Lots of red.

STORY: Justin Jordan. I was very pleasantly surprised by this book. The "nerd wants to be popular at
                school to get the girl" plot has been over done but this one has some original ideas. It is a mix of
                a John Hughes and Quentin Tarantino story. Fun read.

ART: Tradd Moore. This guy has a nice style. You can even see his development from the first issue to the
           last. Look forward to more stuff from Mr. Moore.
          * Great work by the colorist Felipe Sobreiro!

FINAL FILE: BUY,READ,SHELVE IT!...sweet trade...looking forward to the second series!


Nice!

Very bloody!